Population | 22.831 billion |
Capital | Jameson Whiskey |
Leader | Beer Leader |
Faith | Atheism yeah buddy |
Currency | pint |
Animal | beer owl |
The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Beer Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.831 billion Guiness Freaksians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameson Whiskey. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Guiness Freaksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion pints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,355 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Guiness Freaks's national animal is the beer owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism yeah buddy.
Guiness Freaks is ranked 4,636th in the world and 211th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 175 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guiness Freaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
- : Guiness Freaks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
- : Guiness Freaks lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
- : Guiness Freaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Guiness Freaks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Guiness Freaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Guiness Freaks, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Guiness Freaks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » The New California Republic, Aaecilia, New Rogernomics, Aigania, Greygard, Perchan, Axixic, Burning Pants, Rommanda, Rangers Brotherhood, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, General Mike, Port Flynt, Darkium, Marcellinople, Praenestia, Auralon, The Celestial Lands, Nova Zemlya, Meat Sandwich, Dhan, Custadia, Ni Hon, Aletian, Treadwellia, Leonism, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Debussy, Surd, The Gelseen Hegemony, The Sigometh Dynasty, Fluffiness, Lusus Naturae, Xalivstonia, Varnigodsk, Imperial Saber, Bongrovia, The United Anglo-sphere, Pepe Pip, Malororia, Friaritat, Ecchi Unlimited, Calption, Enkowshe, Steel Vagabonds, The Emerald Union, Oppalli, Silver Minner, Aleckandor, Wang Yao, and 5 others.Los Pedrios, Caellip Major, Juba, Marchiaa, and Military astriads.